will touch butts for $$$

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

  • i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
  • i am very popular in nintendogs
  • i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
  • macaroni and cheese
  •      i 

jagkttothefuture:

hahaha i meant to say slam dunk but it came out slam funk stay cool kids

jagkttothefuture:

cries on the floor sLAM FUNK

punsicle:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD

personifiedpetals:

♡ lonely hearts club ♡